Showing posts with label shaq. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shaq. Show all posts

Thursday, January 7, 2010

...The Stuff of Legend

...The Stuff of Legend



Shaq’s shoes are the stuff of legend.

Lebron’s speed is stuff of legend.

Chris Johnson’s speed is the stuff of legend.

Drew Brees accuracy is the stuff of legend.

Sid the Kid’s scoring ability is the stuff of legend.

Joe Mauer’s swing is the stuff of legend.

Albert Pujol’s power is the stuff of legend.

Andy Roddick’s serve is the stuff of legend.

Tiger Woods driving (pun intended) is the stuff of legend.

Usian Bolt’s speed is the stuff of legend.

Monday, October 12, 2009

If...?

If……?

If you combined Joe Mauer’s hitting ability and Usian Bolt’s running ability, would you get someone who could bat .500? The way Mauer hit this year and Bolt ran this year, probably.

If Dwight Howard and Shaquille O’Neal boxed each other, who would win? Shaquille O’Neal. He’s got sixty pounds on Howard.

If the Yankees held a slam dunk contest, would C.C. Sabathia win? When somebody’s 6-7, 290 pounds, chances are they won’t win a dunk contest.

If Pablo Sandoval fought Po from the movie “Kung Fu Panda” who would win? Pablo Sandoval weighs 245 pounds; Po probably weighed 200 pounds. However, Po was a master at kung fu, something Sandoval is no master at.